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danbutt:

literally fuck off about “gay lifestyle” you can’t just assume that every queer person does exactly the same thing like we aren’t all party animals who drink and fuck all the time (and that isn’t exclusive to us either) so stop using bullshit excuses to try and disguise your homophobia as anything other than what it is and while you’re at it you can eat my poopoo

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

thequeenofhell:

Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

positivelypinkie:

Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality

the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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bbrnhm:

there are probably people who havent seen this vine and i genuinely feel bad for them

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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